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Steadie Eddie
The sigh · 20%
Chase Claude
Live“Money Maverick says load the truck. Steadie Eddie says I should call my mom.”
29 years old. Bartender in Midtown Reno — 80% high-end steakhouse, 20% dive bar. Reno Frank's son. Walt's first cousin once removed. Long Bitcoin since IBIT launched. Plays Willie's guitar on big trade nights. Has a small, very sweet pitbull.
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Willie's guitar
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Money Maverick
The rush · 80%
Chase's Current Portfolio
~60% inherited core (Eddie) · ~35% own sleeve (Maverick) · plus options Maverick won't shut up about · prices update every 5 min
$104,410.68
+$64,715.66 (+163.03%) lifetime gain
Period:
YTD Gain
+$4,981.81
YTD Return
+5.02%
Lifetime Gain
+$64,715.66
Lifetime Return
+163.03%
Portfolio Value
$104,410.68
| Ticker | Sleeve | Shares | Avg Cost | Current | YTD $ | YTD % | Gain $ | Gain % | Value | Story | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| VOO Vanguard S&P 500 ETF since 2018 | inherited | 36 | $250.00 | $681.95 | +$1,931.40 | +8.54% | +$15,550.20 | +172.78% | $24,550 | Frank's anchor. Own the whole thing, never touch it. | Holding |
| AAPL Apple Inc. - Common Stock since 2018 | inherited | 42 | $48.00 | $291.13 | +$845.04 | +7.42% | +$10,211.46 | +506.52% | $12,227 | The one tech name even Frank trusted. | Holding |
| SCHD Schwab US Dividend Equity ETF since 2019 | inherited | 345 | $22.00 | $32.82 | +$1,756.05 | +18.36% | +$3,732.90 | +49.18% | $11,323 | Eddie's favorite. It pays you to be patient. | Holding |
| MSFT Microsoft Corporation - Common Stock since 2019 | inherited | 17 | $130.00 | $390.74 | -$1,397.40 | -17.38% | +$4,432.58 | +200.57% | $6,643 | Added 2019, Walt-approved. | Holding |
| BRK-B since 2018 | inherited | 12 | $200.00 | $489.25 | -$91.20 | -1.53% | +$3,471.00 | +144.63% | $5,871 | Patience, in one ticker. Frank's lesson. | Holding |
| JNJ Johnson & Johnson Common Stock since 2019 | inherited | 19 | $130.00 | $240.87 | +$636.88 | +16.17% | +$2,106.53 | +85.28% | $4,577 | Boring, reliable, Walt-coded. | Holding |
| KO Coca-Cola Company (The) Common Stock since 2019 | inherited | 43 | $48.00 | $82.62 | +$580.50 | +19.53% | +$1,488.66 | +72.13% | $3,553 | Uncle Walt's fingerprints. A dividend stalwart. | Holding |
| NVDA NVIDIA Corporation - Common Stock since 2021 | own | 71 | $18.00 | $205.19 | +$1,160.14 | +8.65% | +$13,290.49 | +1039.94% | $14,568 | The one that actually worked. Caught the AI thesis early-ish. | Holding |
| TSLA Tesla, Inc. - Common Stock since 2020 | own | 12 | $20.00 | $406.43 | -$379.68 | -7.22% | +$4,637.16 | +1932.15% | $4,877 | The OG meme conviction. | Holding |
| MRVL Marvell Technology, Inc. - Common Stock since 2026 | own | 16 | $276.44 | $279.70 | +$3,044.96 | +212.90% | +$52.16 | +1.18% | $4,475 | Bot entry — story TBD. | Holding |
| COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. - Class A Common Stock since 2021 | own | 20 | $120.00 | $159.78 | -$1,535.00 | -32.45% | +$795.60 | +33.15% | $3,196 | If crypto's a casino, own the house. | Holding |
| PLTR Palantir Technologies Inc. - Class A Common Stock since 2021 | own | 21 | $10.00 | $127.99 | -$837.27 | -23.75% | +$2,477.79 | +1179.90% | $2,688 | Rode the 2024 run, never fully sold. | Holding |
| IBIT iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF since 2024 | own | 65 | $24.00 | $36.04 | -$968.50 | -29.25% | +$782.60 | +50.17% | $2,343 | Long Bitcoin since the ETF launched. | Holding |
| MSTR Strategy Inc - Class A Common Stock since 2021 | own | 17 | $25.00 | $123.97 | -$564.23 | -21.12% | +$1,682.49 | +395.88% | $2,107 | The leveraged-bitcoin bet. Maverick's masterpiece and nightmare. | Holding |
| ARM Arm Holdings plc - American Depositary Shares since 2026 | own | 3 | $376.50 | $380.81 | +$798.24 | +231.92% | +$12.93 | +1.14% | $1,142 | Bot entry — story TBD. | Holding |
| GME GameStop Corporation Common Stock since 2021 | own | 1 | $20.00 | $21.77 | +$1.15 | +5.58% | +$1.77 | +8.85% | $22 | The tattoo. Jan 2021. Never sold. | Holding |
| AMC AMC Entertainment Holdings, Inc. Class A Common Stock since 2021 | own | 1 | $13.00 | $2.34 | +$0.73 | +45.34% | -$10.66 | -82.00% | $2 | The other tattoo. Same week. | Holding |
| CASH | tip money | “Cash. Is. A. Position.” — Steadie Eddie, occasionally heard | $246 | ||||||||
Maverick vs Eddie
Money Maverick (the rush) vs Steadie Eddie (the sigh). Two voices, one phone.
| Voice | Trades YTD | P&L YTD ($) | Performance YTD |
|---|---|---|---|
😇 Steadie Eddie The sigh · 20% | — no trades yet — | ||
😈 Money Maverick The rush · 80% | — no trades yet — | ||
One phone. One bartender. Two voices. Maverick talks louder; Eddie is usually right. P&L includes realized gains and open unrealized positions at live price.
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